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Archive for October, 2004

The Devil made me do it

Halloween suggestions
Witches’ Brew (2000)
from Britta’s Halloween Recipes. She has terrific suggestions.

I love the dry ice effect.
(this one pretty much fills a 12-quart cauldron)

four 48 oz cans pineapple juice

one 96 oz bottle orange juice

four 2 liter bottles lemon-lime soda

one 1.75 liter bottle vodka

one 1.75 liter bottle rum

All measurements are [...]

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Celestia Returns: Alert the media

Celestia Returns: Alert the media
Generally I’m a fan of Fametracker :: The Farmer’s Almanac of Celebrity Worth. I don’t always agree with their opinions, But since I’m not in the market for a BFF that’s not really the point. They give me a giggle on a fairly regular basis, which is more than Saturday [...]

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Well, we already talked about wine in a box

Wine in a can

An 18 month global patent strategy draws to a conclusion with patents granted for New Zealand, Singapore and South Africa, with patents pending in USA, UK, EU, China and Japan.
Their varities include Chardonnay & Cabernet Shiraz. I don’t know what to say. Can’t wait to see the reviews.

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It’s good to be…

An old angry famous white man.

Today is a great big sigh.
Rip Torn “roadworthy.”

The 73-year-old actor, arrested on charges of drunken driving in January, was acquitted Thursday after less than two hours of jury deliberation.
The grateful thesp treated the jurors to an effusive outburst of gratitude following the verdict.
Torn waited in the hallway of the Manhattan [...]

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The invasion of limpbone

Recently, in a discussion with , she brought up the idea of ‘internet-brave’, the bad-ass online, who in real life has the balls of a mouse.Occasionally, one hits the dubious jackpot and they are not only cowards, but stupid to boot. On the net one encounters random stupidity that would be funny if these people [...]

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Jheri curl powers – activate!

In honor of the Red Sox World Series win and the end of the curse, my friend the inimitable conlakappa, brought Pedro Martinez’s unfortunate jacked-up hair situation to my attention.

Do you know how long I’ve wanted this juicy soul glow?

Congrats Red Sox. Now maybe your fans can stop their incessant fucking whining.

Election watch:

Sadly, this [...]

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A *gasp* Di-vorced Woman!

I realize that Jackie Collins has always been synonomous with trash, gossip and scandal, but is E! really so desperate for content that the best they could come up with is a woman whose sense of titillation is so 1970 that the idea of a divorced woman scandal is cutting edge? I’m disappointed. The [...]

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Ooops, Still editing.

Ooops, Still editing.

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Cleopatra Jones: The early years

Cleopatra Jones: The early years

Me: Age 1
As you can see hair is not a new issue for me. It only took about 3 years of broken picks before my mother gave in to the relaxer.

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Good Clean Porn

I attempted to watch Good Clean Porn on Trio. They take a porno flick, in this case the classic Debbie Does Dallas, and edit out all the actual porn leaving the– er, plot.
Someone thought this would be entertaining? Have they never seen porn? As far as I can tell the [...]

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