Some dumbass actually alerted the press

If I told you that Art Garfunkel was spotted near woodstock, smoking a blunt, would this be in the least surprising to you?  And even if it was, could you honestly say you care?

Garfunkel, 63, half of the legendary ’60s duo Simon and Garfunkel, was pulled over on Sunday by a New York state [...]

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Of course this is true

Lord, will people stop at nothing for some publicity?  News of the World is reporting Courtney love is "having Love child with Alan Partridge"
Yeah, okay.  It gets better:
"It was literally non-stop sex. Steve is a f***ing sex addict and has a major substance problem.
He even asked me to get ten Viagra pills for [...]

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Lessons in being a Diva

Reason number 10 why Angelina Jolie is my favorite Movie Star:
No, Ms. J. ain’t bitchy to the help. Jennifer Lopez she’s not. But the overly buffed beauties who hail from behind the counter at the supersnotty Manhattan department store nevertheless are displeased with Camp Jolie.
Take earlier this week, for ince. Ms. J., with daughter [...]

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Bite her, Bambi

Much as I despise giving Paris Hilton additional press from the inexplicable Parish Hilton the media has created, this story caught my attention because we are currently adopting a fat chihuahua. 
Paris has reportedly dumped Tinkerbell the teacup Chihuahua in favor of a teensier dog [Bambi] who can still fashionably squeeze into her fancy handbag….
Yes, [...]

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We, uh, need, more Closet

The tycoon of temptation has written more "Trapped in the Closet" episodes.

I find mannequins a bit freaky, but I find R. Kelly even freakier so I decided I’d rather give props to the excellent talent of  The Mannequin Gallery who for some reason created the uncanny likeness of the guy. Move over Madame Tussaud’s.

They said [...]

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Don’t Worry, Be Happy He’s Not Dead Yet

Bobby McFerrin Decides to Take Time Off
You know, if I started growing dreads then, I’d have hair down to my ass.
Seriously, did anyone know he was still working?
For years he’s been telling people, "Don’t Worry, Be Happy." Now Bobby McFerrin has decided it’s time to take his own advice…
"I haven’t had a sabbatical, I [...]

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Walken For President

And now for my favorite news item of the day:
Christopher Walken 2008

I don’t care if my vote will be wasted, I might just vote for this man on his cool factor alone.
Do I think Christopher Walken can run the country?  Well, no.
Do I wish we lived in a world where he could?  Hell yeah!
If [...]

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You were meant to make love with Johnny Depp

Well, given the choices, I should think that was obvious.
Actually this should be obvious under any circumstances.

You scored as Johnny Depp. You were meant to make love with Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp

100%

Brad Pitt

81%

Orlando Bloom

75%

Josh Hartnett

66%

What gorgeous man are you meant to make love with?created with QuizFarm.com

I’d say they the order they’re rated in is accurate [...]

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Harry Potter Barbies

Because it deserves its own corner of crazy, meet the Weasley family, IN HELL.

This section of the site is dedicated to my Weasley Doll Project, which began in April 2004. This project began because I was really annoyed that Mattel only made an 11 year old, Ron Socerer’s Stone Doll once (but 11 year [...]

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Awesome, mon

Why Sinead O’ Connor is still one of the most awesome, crazy musicians in Rock. 

Sly Dunbar, Robbie Shakespeare and Sinead 8.8.05    Collin Reid / AP

KINGSTON, Jamaica – Sinead O’Connor, who has recorded her first reggae album, “Throw Down Your Arms,” said she has found solace in Jamaican music and the Rastafarian faith.
“To [...]

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