Almost Perfect

Almost Perfect: Bad Scenes in Good Movies
Sometimes, even the greatest movies have moments that explain the existence of phrases like “gag me with a spoon”. These moments are so bad in the midst of “poetry” it it hardly seems possible, and even mere mediocrity can seem like a crime when one is brutally [...]

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Bruno Kirby: RIP

So, AYH is back here while the other site is temporarily down starting with:What!?CNN.com – Character actor Bruno Kirby, 57, dies – Aug 15, 2006:

I guess that I’ve reached the age when the names in the news obituaries are suddenly and depressing familiar. I started noticing this when I stopped using the memorial section of [...]

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I figured if Kurt and Goldie could make it work…

Kate & Chris Split I guess that’s what happens when your marriage philosophy is this.
“You know…if you focus your attention on that, you are always wondering if your husband’s out there cheating on you and personally I think if things are happy in the home, we’re having a good time,” she explained. “If for some [...]

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Someone at Elle Magazine hates Lindsay Lohan

Or they hate me. Because, with one interview they have achieved what I once thought was impossible. What hanging out/feuding with Paris Hilton, screeching poorly written “pop” songs, sleeping with Valderrama and Carter, skipping out on work with childish excuses that make ‘the dog ate my homework” seem like the height of plausibilty [...]

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Defamer: Mel Gibson

The Highlights: They do it so much better than I can, and they care more. Besides, I already knew the man was off his nut.
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If there’s one lesson that we can all take away from the Mel Gibson incident (besides the obvious one about not chugging a bottle of Cazadores before driving home at 90 [...]

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