Hello world!

Ahh initiating a new blog! The hello world part reminds be of the Kate Bush song from Hounds of Love. I think I’ll have to dig that album out.

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Bruno Kirby: RIP

So, AYH is back here while the other site is temporarily down starting with:What!?CNN.com – Character actor Bruno Kirby, 57, dies – Aug 15, 2006:

I guess that I’ve reached the age when the names in the news obituaries are suddenly and depressing familiar. I started noticing this when I stopped using the memorial section of [...]

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I figured if Kurt and Goldie could make it work…

Kate & Chris Split I guess that’s what happens when your marriage philosophy is this.
“You know…if you focus your attention on that, you are always wondering if your husband’s out there cheating on you and personally I think if things are happy in the home, we’re having a good time,” she explained. “If for some [...]

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Someone at Elle Magazine hates Lindsay Lohan

Or they hate me. Because, with one interview they have achieved what I once thought was impossible. What hanging out/feuding with Paris Hilton, screeching poorly written “pop” songs, sleeping with Valderrama and Carter, skipping out on work with childish excuses that make ‘the dog ate my homework” seem like the height of plausibilty [...]

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Defamer: Mel Gibson

The Highlights: They do it so much better than I can, and they care more. Besides, I already knew the man was off his nut.
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If there’s one lesson that we can all take away from the Mel Gibson incident (besides the obvious one about not chugging a bottle of Cazadores before driving home at 90 [...]

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Why Cate Blanchett rules even though she’s too pretty to be true and I’m jealous

From IMDB:
Blanchett Appeals For Calm in Sydney

Oscar-winner Cate Blanchett returned to her native Australia on Sunday to appeal for calm following the recent race riots in Sydney. Lebanese-Australians have been clashing with white-Australians on the beaches of the New South Wales city, leading to a heavy police presence in the suburbs over the [...]

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Richard Pryor

Enough to break me out of my self-imposed hiatus.

From the IMDB: I’m too tired and out of sorts to be original.
Richard Pryor: 1940-2005
Richard Pryor, one of the most groundbreaking comedians of the late 20th century, died Saturday morning of a heart attack at his home in the San Fernando Valley; he was 65. [...]

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So rhyming "women" and "independent" doesn’t earn me a grammy?

Once again in the, "I’m shocked, shocked! I tell you category….
Beyonce Takes Credit for ‘Writing’ Songs

Vanity Fair finally puts a solo African-American on its cover, and doesn’t do any fact checking.
Beyonce Knowles, who’s full of sass and has a striking voice, actually thinks she’s a songwriter. She says so in the new Vanity Fair.
In fact, [...]

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You know you’re a shallow, cynical bitch when…

"I hear Tom-Kat’s having a kitten.""You think we might be invited to the baby shower?""Dude, can you lay off with the showers? Don’t we have enough water?"

So, I open this morning’s news portal and 5 of the six video news slots are occupied by… Tom Cruise and Katie holmes having a baby. I supposed [...]

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Russell Crowe is a weenie

Russell Crowe threatens to not come back to the states:
"Maybe it’s better I don’t travel to America. Maybe it’s better I don’t work in the area of the business that attracts so many flies. You tell me to p**s off too many times and I probably will."

Promise?!
I don’t care how talented he is. [...]

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